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The Misfits
“My name is General Zod. I have journeyed across an ocean of stars to reach you. Your world has sheltered one of my citizens. He will look like...
“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”
Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat...