Anonymous asked: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN AN ELUFUNPHLAI!!!!!!?????
No, Kristine. I am not a dancer. Unless I’ve had, like, six shots.
PLAYLIST OF MY FAVOURITE SONGS, AS REQUESTED
Brought to you in text format with hyperlinks to each song, because I’m not hip with technology. Also, this is going to be really hard, because I haven’t thought about what my favourite songs are in a long time. I’ve been listening to whole albums, mainly. I’ll put some of those recommendations at the end. You can also see what stuff I like by looking at my last.fm. ...
thesmellofsunscreen asked: Could you by any chance put together a playlist of all your "Badass" or "Epic" songs? Pretty please?
“Let’s Get Lost” by Beck and Bat...
Stuff That Was Hilarious/Terrible About Breaking...
“My name’s Bella and, I’m about to have sex for the first time so I have to prepare and OH MY GOD HOW DO I USE TOOTHPASTE THIS IS TOO MUCH MY HEAD HURTS I HAVE TO SIT DOWN.” Jacob is the grandson of the chief, and he was not born to follow you or anyone else! …said the CGI wolf. Playing music only a teen girl would like during the wedding reception, plus swing...
How to properly hide booze in your Facebook...
TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU SHOULDN'T DATE
Based on my own experiences, those of my friends, and hypothetical ones I can imagine based on movies, television, and books. A friend of mine is going through a breakup, and it’s tough because I really can’t relate right now. I’ve had several breakups in the past, but I’m finally with someone I really like who believes in me and makes me laugh every single day. However, I...
I feel like a male Romantic poet. All I want to do...
97percentchanceofcarley: I think the concise version of that is “melancholic.” Fuck black bile. (If any of my followers understand this, let’s get married. Seriously, I want to marry you. Put a message in my ask box and it’s done.) Brooding, broodier, BROODIEST.
xjaysonkitttty asked: I agree completely with what you said about the rape victim blaming.
Anonymous asked: Look! I'm askeen you anytheen! You don't know who I am because it's anonymous. So, basically...WHY WON'T YOU COME VISIT ME, BETCH?
Anonymous asked: after you take it, will you even know how to live a life without the gre looming ahead of you?